All right, so I was heading out from work (at the Barnes & Noble bookstore). For once, I wasn't in a dazed stupor after hours of lifting textbooks, and I actually noticed something: friggin Christmas decorations were up!!! (this was in maybe the 1st or 2nd week of NOVEMBER!!!) The Halloween decorations come down and suddenly Christmas ones pop up?! The FUCK IS THIS? -What happened to TURKEY DAY DECORATIONS?!?!?!? Once Again the glorious Day of Gluttony is tragically overlooked in favor of the red and green (blood and money :-D ) season of greed. Don't get me wrong, I like Christmas (and presents) as much as the next penguin... er... person, but come on- at least show the Turkey some respect!
So this (if not every) year, I urge you all to celebrate TURKEY POWER! Tear down those Christmasy decorations you see hanging up, and put up new ones in celebration of the Turkey! Turkey Carols are, of course, a must as well. I mean, how come Christmas gets all the songs? Turkeys are much more musical then that unfashionable fatty feller, anyway.
And if you happen to see one of those smarmy red-suited bastards trying to con you out of your cash in the name of "charity;" I say KICK HIS ASS AND TAKE THE MONEY FOR YOURSELF!!! ;-) -or better yet, Send it to me! Don't worry, I'd put the money to good use: I promise it'd go directly into my "Saving-Up-To-Buy-A-Penguin Fund"-
Anyway, I Hope you all have a delightully cheery Thanksgiving and binge on enough turkey that you could actually go this winter living off fat-stores gained from your Turkey-Day feasting.
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